Wow, this is my 20Th Not Me! Monday! post. I really love these posts!!!
- This week our little love bug did not have 2 diaper accidents in our bed & we did not sleep in the dirty sheets 2x until I changed them, covering them up with an extra pillow. That would be just downright disgusting.
- While baking an amazing Paula Deen Strawberry cake I did not have a kitchen fiasco. When I was pureeing the strawberries in the blender I used a wooden spoon to shove them down into the blender better. Thus, resulting in the spoon getting "eaten" just a weeeee bit by the blender blades. I did not then pick out what I thought were all the wooden chunks and precede with baking the cake.
- And supposing I did do this, my friend then did not bite into her piece of scrumptious cake only to find a bit of wooden spoon and to ask me "What is this?"
- "Ha, Ha we got you, now you can't tear apart Mama's kitchen anymore" - these words did not come out of my mouth this week when Ellia tried to open the cupboards. And then she did not upon discovering that she couldn't open them & take things out she start crying & throw herself on the floor. Who knew she'd be so pissed off about the cupboards locks and that a Mama would be so happy.
- While visiting our friends grand opening of their business the Mariner Moose was there to help celebrate. This Mama did not make her daughter take a picture with him even though she was screaming and scared of him. Why would I subject Ellia to that torture? It couldn't be for her scrapbook, that would be just wrong.
- I did not contemplate at 2:30am this morning while I was feeding Addie to sit down at computer & complete this post. Who would do that? And why would I want to do it so early? It couldn't possibly be because by the time I get up & post these on Monday's McMama's blog already has tons and tons of other Not Me Mondays. And for once maybe I wanted to be like #20 instead of #163 or #187. But the thought was fleeting and I finished her feeding & promptly fell back asleep.
- I did not play Wii bowling a few times this week to brush up on my bowling skills for our big group double date on Saturday. Why is it that I am a GREAT bowler on the Wii but not so much in real life?? Guess you know how my score turned out.












































