Not My Child MONDAY!

Addie is NOT already at 9months of age showing all signs that she is a "mini me". She is NOT the most impatient child I have ever met.

Ellia did NOT pee on her younger sister last week while we were potty training. And then think it was funny when we told her this was NOT okay.

My child did NOT dip toilet water out of the toilet with her toy kitchen pots & pans. And then proceed to drink it in front of our company. She also did NOT fill up the little kitchen sink in her kitchen with the toilet water and then she did NOT pretend to wash the dishes.

My child did NOT find all the candy from the 4Th of July parade that we had hid in our diaper bag. She did NOT then proceed to eat the candy, wrappers and all. And then just to be nice hand out some of the candy to other kids while we were at lunch yesterday.

She is NOT mean to her baby sister, whacking her on the head, sitting on her, peeing on her, stealing toys from her. Then when other kids her sister's age come around try to hug them & love on them. Why is it that she is mean to her sister but not others???

When we were leaving for church yesterday Ellia did NOT tell me "Mama I pooped" when we were walking out the door. Sure enough she had.....and she's not ready for potty training. Yeah right!


Ellia is NOT obsessed and I do mean obsessed with going "Bye Bye". She does NOT ask me at least 3x a day "Mama me go bye bye" or "Addie go bye bye". And when I tell her no that we aren't she does NOT get upset and start crying.

She is NOT learned how to throw fits, complete with throwing herself on the floor, kicking & crying. And she did NOT do this last night in front of our company because I wouldn't allow her to have another package of fish crackers. Nope she wouldn't do this because she is the most well behaved 21 month in the world! ;o)